30 Funny Easter Jokes for Kids That Will Crack You Up!

Apr 16, 2025 | 0 comments

30 Funny Easter Jokes for Kids That Will Crack You Up!

Easter isn’t just about chocolate eggs and colorful baskets—it’s also about bringing joy and smiles to everyone around you.

What better way to get giggling than with a basket full of Easter jokes? These kid-friendly puns and one-liners are perfect for family time, classroom fun, or sharing during your egg hunt.

Let’s hop into the laughs!

Bunny Jokes

  1. Why don’t rabbits ever get hot in the summer? – Because they have hare-conditioning!
  2. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? – Bugs Bunny!
  3. What did the bunny say to the carrot? – It’s been nice gnawing you!
  4. How do bunnies stay fit? – Hare-obics!
  5. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? – A hare-net!

Eggcellent Egg Jokes

  1. Why did the egg hide? – It was a little chicken!
  2. What happens if you tell an egg a joke? – It cracks up!
  3. How do you make an egg roll? – Just give it a little push!
  4. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? – It scrambled!
  5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – They’d crack each other up!

Chick and Duckling Chuckles

  1. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell? – An alarm cluck!
  2. Why did the duck cross the road? – Because it was the chicken’s day off!
  3. What’s a chick’s favorite vegetable? – Eggplant!
  4. How do ducklings always find their way? – They follow their quack-nav!
  5. Why did the chick refuse to play hide and seek? – Because it was always getting peeped!

Egg Hunt Humor

  1. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? – Fry-day!
  2. Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? – To learn egg-onomics!
  3. What kind of music do eggs listen to? – Yolk music!
  4. What do you call a mischievous egg? – A practical yolker!
  5. Why did the egg get sent to detention? – For cracking too many jokes!

Bonus Bunny Puns

  1. You’re ear-resistible!
  2. Have an egg-stra special day!
  3. That’s all yolks!
  4. Some-bunny loves you!
  5. Hoppy Easter to you!
  6. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? – A funny bunny!
  7. I carrot believe how funny this is!
  8. What’s a bunny’s favorite dance? – The bunny hop!
  9. Let’s have a hop-tastic time!
  10. Orange you glad we cracked these jokes?

Conclusion

Laughter is one of the best Easter treats you can share.

So go ahead—tell a few jokes, get silly, and make this holiday as egg-stra joyful as possible.

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